it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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