do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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