Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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