we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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