Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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