I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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