just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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