idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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