There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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