Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
