I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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