Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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