Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Naked Twister starts at high noon
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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