You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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