Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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