Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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