butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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