We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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