Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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