Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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