what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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