are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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