i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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