she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize