k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
try to milk me bitch
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