i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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