my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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