K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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