no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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