i don't like sucking hair
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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