I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
tell me about the eggs
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