I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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