Do you still have your period?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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