I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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