I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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