bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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