Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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