A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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