I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Fuck appropriateness.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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