we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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