Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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