No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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