went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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