if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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