yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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