I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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