So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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