do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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