i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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