i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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