I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Enjoy the penises
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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