he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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