I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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