He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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